Y ou know who piss me off? Hippies—particularly hippies who moan and whine about the environment. As Billy Connolly once put so well, “[whiny voice] There’s too many people and not enough food! … Too many people. Not enough food. Yum yum yum!” (And given their diet, the vegans would taste fantastic char-grilled with barbequed tomatoes and… never mind.) Hippies get on my nerves, because many of them (not all I’ll admit) are lazy hypocritical try-hards, who would rather fiddle with their organic t